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  1. Had a wonderful stay at your hotel, Dr. Holmes. However, I must express my slight disappointment in the late night noises coming from a certain room of your establishment. To be completely frank, the activities occurring therein sounded like they could wake the dead. Regardless, I will still be sure to recommend your lodging to various friends and acquaintances. Perhaps a woman's touch will help the place seem more inviting.

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    1. Dear Sir,

      Please allow me to extend the sincerest of remorse for the noise. The offending room was occupied by the family of my business partner and sometimes their five children can raise quite the racket. Should you still be in Chicago, allow me to offer you another night stay free of charge. I can guarantee a soundproof room unlike any other you will find in the city.

      All the best,

      H. H. Holmes

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